Anne Coulter Funnies

It's getting far too serious out there isn't it? In this sad and often depressing world, we all need a laugh now and then to get through the day. So how about some uproarious levity, brought to you by the smiling, maliciously evil Eva Braun of arch conservatism, Anne Coulter. Here are just a few of her classic and timeless gems; her own uniquely despotic pearls of racist, neocon wisdom designed to give all of you progressives out there the confidence that we are indeed morally and intellectually superior. Writing for the rightwing National Review, she turned in a column offering her final solution to the Muslim problem.

• We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war". (Even the right wing Review fired her! Imagine that!)

• Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave. We should require passports to fly domestically. Passports can be forged, but they can also be checked with the home country in case of any suspicious-looking swarthy males.

• I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning. They’re a major threat. I just think it would be fun to nuke them and have it be a warning to the rest of the world.

• I take the Biblical idea. God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees God says, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.

• She was also fired from MSNBC when she astoundingly told a disabled Vietnam veteran, people like you caused us to lose that war.

• My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is that he did not go to the New York Times Building.

• Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking. Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.