Ok, the lunatics have finally gone over the edge. They are leaving behind the despotic philosophy of reactionary neo-con political theory, for the more fertile grounds of the babbling criminally insane.
At her press briefing Thursday, you know, where she downs the kool-aid and appears from behind the curtain to try and justify the mindless depravity of Georgie Through The Looking Glass; White House Press puppet Dana Perino hit an all time high on the loon meter when she tried to explain the White House's evisceration of CDC head Julie Gerberding's Congressional testimony on climate change. The babbling Barbie doll said the following,
So the decision on behalf of CDC was to focus that testimony on public health benefits, there are public health benefits to climate change, as well, but both benefits and concerns that somebody like a Dr. Gerberding, who is the expert in the field, could address.Public health benefits? Public health benefits to global warming? There was an uncomfortable pregnant pause when she said that, an eerily disturbed silence as the press waited for time to reverse itself and her words to be swallowed back up, or, for the men in the white coats to appear to whisk her away to happy-happy land. Unbelievably, neither happened and she went on to say,
Ya' think Dana??? I believe you are pretty damn good at self-ridicule. You haven't embarassed yourself this much since you staggered out of the young Republican's frat house at 4AM, way back when.This is an issue where I am sure that lots of people would love to ridicule me --
-- when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter. And there are studies that say that climate change in certain areas of the world would help those individuals.
They're coming to take Dana away ha-ha, to the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take Dana away, ha-haaa!!!
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Well she's actually not far wrong: global warming will hopefully enable pot plants to grow wild in North America. And if we smoke enough pot, it's just possible we might find ourselves in Bushian headspace.
At least 33% of Americans are going, "Yup, Yup, that's true. Damn those Hippy environmentalist bastards that are trying to wreck our economy and turn our nation into a pinko, commie, socialist state." It never occurs to them that is so war-before-last.
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